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Really? Who even thinks of that?!

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:16:44 +0100

Really? Who even thinks of that?!

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Fri, 29 Jul 2011 10:49:48 +0100

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Fri, 22 Jul 2011 14:12:13 +0100

Oh. Wait…

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 21:02:32 +0100

Oh. Wait…

We all used to do it. Don’t pretend you didn’t.

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 19:48:00 +0100

We all used to do it. Don’t pretend you didn’t.

Lego. Team Fortress style.

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 16:33:54 +0100

Lego. Team Fortress style.

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Wed, 06 Jul 2011 17:33:56 +0100

Top 5 Trolling Pokemon...

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 17:04:37 +0100

#5 - Wobbuffet

Possibly the most obvious troll in the history of Pokémon. Even his permanent expression of bafflement suggests he is a troll through and through. Wobbufet has a move pool in which you can create a Pokémon who is near uncounterable. Now throw in a cry that sounds like a Down’s syndrome sufferer falling out of a window and you have a perfect troll.

#4 - Jigglypuff

Jigglypuff never did anything of note in the Pokémon games. The animé was where she truly made her name as a world-class troll. Jigglypuff knows full well that her music puts people to sleep, yet she insists on reacting with fury whenever her audience begins to slumber. This fury is then followed up with Jigglypuff using her marker pen to vandalize the sleeping faces of her victims. Why does Jigglypuff carry around a marker pen? She knows people are going to fall asleep, and she loves it. Troll.

#3 - Snorlax

Snorlax has always displayed himself as fat, slow, and lazy, however Snorlax is just using these traits as excuses, excuses to lie in front of you, blocking progress in the game, until you find some strange, obscure flute. Why, of all the pixels in Kanto, does Snorlax pick the ones right in front of the paths to Fuschia City? He knows that’s where you’re going. He is trolling you.

#2 - Magikarp

Nintendo went out of their way to show Magikarp as a wholly useless Pokémon, and as a result, he is met with eternal ridicule. Magikarp is unable (or doesn’t want to?) learn TMs, something every other Pokémon can do with ease. After splashing around for 20 levels, Magikarp suddenly decides he’s had enough. He then evolves in Gyarados, a true hurricane of a Pokémon, and continues to destroy anything he can see. Magikarp had the strength all along, he just couldn’t be fucked. What a troll.

#1 - Electrode

And finally we have Nintendo’s No.1 troll of trollville; Electrode. Electrode’s sole purpose in life is to forcefully inflict destruction upon others, and he loves it. Electrodes will sit in the Power Plant and wait for an infinite amount of time, until you chance upon them and mistake them for a Poké Ball. Electrode’s very appearance is designed to fool and infuriate the player. He was born to troll. After engaging this ‘Poké Ball’ in battle, Electrode wastes no time in Exploding. Electrode actively pretends to be a helpful item, fights you, then explodes in your face, killing himself. And he does all this whilst wearing his trademark manic grin. That is dedication. Dedication to one’s art. Biggest. Troll. Ever.

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Tue, 05 Jul 2011 14:23:22 +0100

What it should be called…

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 17:18:00 +0100

What it should be called…

Zelda, Scott Pilgrim style!

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 13:49:42 +0100

Zelda, Scott Pilgrim style!

Pretty much sums up Team Fortress :D

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 22:54:19 +0100

Pretty much sums up Team Fortress :D

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Sat, 02 Jul 2011 19:27:00 +0100

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Sat, 02 Jul 2011 13:28:22 +0100

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Sat, 02 Jul 2011 10:50:42 +0100

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Fri, 01 Jul 2011 17:40:47 +0100

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Fri, 01 Jul 2011 15:33:11 +0100

Two portals, One guy.

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 20:23:24 +0100

Two portals, One guy.

Got to try this some time!

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 15:05:45 +0100

Got to try this some time!

Pokemon meets Street Fighter!

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 09:51:00 +0100

Following up from a post I did yesterday referring to free games, I thought i’d bring you another free download; Pokemon Type: Wild

A lot of you are probably thinking; “Type Wild? What is that?”. Well, to answer your question, a Pokemon fighting game is making its rounds on the internet. I’m talking about a fan-made 2D fighter set in the Pokémon universe. Yes, that’s what I said? Why did some of you just cringe? Oh, I said “fan-made”. Right. Well look at this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiFn1B9J-Ds

Yep that’s right. It’s no ordinary game. Download and tutorial all explained here in a great video thanks to ‘shofo’:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBUAmdx-Ml0

As always you are going to need WINrar to extract the files, and a bit of common sense when it comes to the Japanese menu! The video I linked should give you all the information required, but if you’re still struggling, feel free to ask me a question.

P.S - Don’t use Gengar…